Promise Not To Laugh

Written By: Mike Viola
Mike Viola Involvement: Writer, Producer, Performer
 
 

This Song Appears On:

2001Temple of StaticStudio Album

 

Lyrics


Who are all of these people?
Worked up to a frenzy 
Psyched up like Evil Knievel
Red, white and blue everything and everything

Well can we see you ID
Can we check your fingerprints
They're gonna call that unity
We're all gonna get shit on

And I promise not to laugh
Well I promise not to laugh
Well I promise not to laugh
Let's get into it now
Let's get into it now

Gonna build a memorial
Just forget where they put it
Gonna make a tutorial
In case we just don't get it

Can we search your family
Give the little ones lollipops
Can we search your cavity
We're all gonna get shit on

Cancel your vacation
Pack up your reason
There's a new sensation
Give you something to teeth on

While we rewrite your history
Rediscover your religion
Water down your integrity
You're not a dove, you're a pigeon

Where do you follow me?
Where do you follow me?
They're gonna call that unity
We're all gonna get shit on

And I promise not to laugh
Well I promise not to laugh
Well I promise not to laugh
Let's get into it now
Let's get into it now