Clusterfuck

Written By: Mike Viola
Mike Viola Involvement: Writer, Producer, Performer
 
 

Lyrics


Keep your legs in the car, keep your hand in the jar
We've got both of our mothers, we've got both of our fathers 
And we can't be bothered by a bitch in the mud
We've got some penetration, a nip in the bud
Pick up some Boston creme with coconut crust
Before I peal off your jeans, scrape off the rust

The only way out of this place
Acting our age
We'll start with a clean slate
Acting our age

Keep your eye on the ball, your pit in the plum
Give up all your humdrum for a little conundrum
In the middle of the road, cracking the code
I'm waving goodbye, you think I'm waving hello
I keep my head in the clouds, my graves in the ground
I'm dragging my leash and I'm putting on pounds

The only way out of this place
Acting my age
Nothing stands in my way
Acting my age

Jelly sandals crushing the pine needles
Saltwater taffy in your teeth
Love handles crushing the pine needles
Coffee the color of tea
Got me feeling so weak
Chalk full of expectations that I'll never meet

I keep my legs in the car, keep my hand in the jar
I lost both my father and my beautiful mother
It's ok don't bother, i got my stick in the mud
And a pot to piss in and sex in the kitchen
With a woman who listens to everytyhing I say
Though I'm the same old book she is the very next page

Though I'm the same old book she is the very next page
We're acting our age